*Book Blast & Tour Wide Giveaway* Undressed by Avery Aster *Goddess Tours*


If you like HBO’s Girls (TV Series 2012- ), than you’ll love The Manhattanites from Avery Aster.

Book 1 in The Manhattanites series.
(78,000 words, Erotic Romance, Contemporary, M/F, HEA)
Milan’s notorious playboy, Massimo Tittoni, seems to have everything–Lamborghinis, exotic women, palaces throughout Europe and business success. Ramping up his fabric company to go global with a new apparel brand, he ruthlessly stops supplying fabrics to the American client who inspired the collection. But once they meet, what’s he willing to give to get her in his bed?
Upper East Side designer Lex Easton will be damned if she’ll let an Italian stud muffin knock her down. So what if she named her favorite vibrator after him. With Fashion Week approaching, she’ll do whatever it takes to secure the fabrics she needs to become the next Diane von Furstenburg–even sleep with her rival.
Jetting to Europe, the paparazzi chronicles Lex’s every move. She unravels, finding herself in a situation never imagined–scandal. Avery Aster’s super-glossy debut novel is loaded with passionate escapism, pitting American ambition against Italian tradition. Erotic romance fans who appreciate witty banter and glamour mustn’t miss Undressed.
Lex’s Louboutins stilettos are dug in deep to win this war. All’s fair in love and fashion!
Inside Scoop: Though the hero and heroine remain monogamous, their Prada-wearing friends indulge in a ménage a trois and other fashionable sexual fun and games.
A Romantica® contemporary erotic romance from Ellora’s Cave.

25 New Yorker Insights Learned in Undressed by Avery Aster

Sex
· Your vagina can take a guy’s shaft and nuts…at the same time.
· Always name your butt plug after Anderson Cooper.
· Pre-ejaculation while jetting a plane over Italy causes turbulence.
· Never let a dog sleep in your bed, especially three dogs. It’ll ruin your sex life.
· If he’s as hung as an Evian bottle, it’s best to look away.
 Money
· Always retain the legal services of female lawyers, particularly ones named; Sarah Goldbaum and Hannah Goldstein.
· Never allow your mother to spend your line of credit on a psychic from the Caribbean.
· Sexual frustration leads to good business practices, enough to earn three hundred million dollars.
· If Bergdorf’s, Barney’s and Saks Fifth Avenue reject your upcoming fashion collections try selling it to JCPenny’s.
· Use your American Express reward points wisely.
 Life
· Bellini cocktail consumption will induce foot fetishes.
· Swedish Fish, Now & Later, and Gummy Bears from Dylan’s Candy Bar are perfect for your fuck-it bucket.
· Everyone should be so lucky to have a best friend like Taddy Brill.
· Never drive a Ford Thunderbird off a cliff thinking you’re Thelma & Louise.
· Stay away from any woman named Scilla or Ottavia.
 Fashion
· Wearing Tory Burch ballet flats while racing a sports car may cause ones clitoris to hum.
· Think twice before sitting Lady Gaga and Madonna next to one another at your fashion show.
· Prada and a condom, when worn together, are known to make bisexual men go bonkbuster cra-cra.
· Altering a vintage Valentino dress, formerly worn by socialite Nati Abascal, may land you on the red carpet.
· We should all get fucked in Fendi.
 Love
· When in love, you can have as many orgasms as you like…in one day!
· Slow dancing to Giuseppe Verdi enhances one’s emotional state.
· Never argue with your lover in public, above all—never in front of Anna Wintour, Marc Jacobs, or Karl Lagerfeld.
· Playing Simon Says, in bed, may lead one to reveal their true feelings. So will strip dancing in front of him to the song Girls, Girls, Girls by Mötley Crüe.
· And finally, he must always say, “I love you,” first.

***Giveaway Time***



Avery will be awarding a 6-month membership to Dylan’s Candy Bar Candy of the month Club to one randomly drawn commenter. In the novel, the heroine makes herself Fuck-it Buckets which are candy filled buckets from Dylan’s Candy bar (or any candy store) when she’s stressed out.
I encourage you readers to follow the tour and comment; the more you comment, the better your chances of winning. The tour dates can be found here: 

And remember… Always keep it Dirty, Smutty & Hussy! Photobucket
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17 Comments

  1. Hung like an Evian bottle? ROFL. I must read this!hschrock24112 at yahoo dot com

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  2. Hung like an Evian bottle? ROFL. I must read this!hschrock24112 at yahoo dot com

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  3. sounds like a great escape novel :)thanks for hostingcarrie dot rogozinski at gmail.com

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  4. Those 25 New Yorker Insights are an EYE-OPENER for me. Oh, boy.catherinelee100 at gmail dot com

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  5. Hi Cecile Smutty Hussy! Thank you so much for hosting me today. And YES Carrie it's pure erotic escapism. 😉

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  6. I love the advice–sounds fun!vitajex(at)aol(dot)com

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  7. This book sounds fantastic!!! Cant wait to read this book!!!lauratroxelatyahoodotcom

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  8. Sounds like someone drove a Ford Thunderbird off a cliff to live to tell about it.strive4bst(At) yahoo(Dot) com

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  9. I bet we all have those buckets, but never thought to name it. Love it. Shouldn't admit it, but I don't have to be stressed to dig in :)lenikaye@yahoo.com

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  10. Bahah! I don't know about Anderson Cooper…Maybe Dirty Harry??? ahhah excellent post!andralynn7 AT gmail DOT com

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  11. This book sounds really hot. Thanks for the giveaway. Please enter me. Tore923@aol.com

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  12. thank you laura

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  13. yes Lex certainly did! 😉

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  14. Hot? It's scorching Victoria. I'm not responsible for melting your panties 😉

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  15. Dirty Harry? That's a good one Andra.

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  16. The whole lists of insights cracked me up but Prada and a condom, when worn together, are known to make bisexual men go bonkbuster cra-cra. was my favorite. I can't wait to read this book. It's been on my tbr list. 🙂

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  17. It's true Rhonda. I had to interview several bisexual men who confirmed this for me. 😉

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